Here's how I know I've become more mellow:
- Skunk Hair
L did my hair using root-touch-up sent by Mom & Shvester (Thanks Guys). Halfway through the application, she said "You know, I think this is BLACK". Now I have skunk hair and I don't care.
- Sneakers on my bed
Daily, the Bear puts my dirty, street-pounding sneakers (!) on the duvet when he is putting them on me. Did I say Dirty? Not only haven't I freaked out, I haven't even mentioned it to him. (Sweetie, if you are reading this.....)
- The Kilimanjaro stack of dishes in sink
I just avoid going in the kitchen. Period.
- 25 Travelport calls a day
Yes, 25. At least. (OK - so half of them are from my replacement calling to tell me how much she hates my job). Rolls off my back. :-)
- Wednesday's semi-hysterical groin-pain post
Re-reading my last post, it seemed to me that I was a wee bit overboard. Probably I should call the doctor to discuss my concerns but I should also relax and give my body a chance to repair itself. (Plus everyone I've talked to since are convinced it's just a pulled muscle.)
- Unclenching my butt
I'm constantly finding that when I'm sitting in the recliner, I'm clenching my butt muscles. I need to consciously relax the muscles in my bottom. Constantly. What is that about?!